View Askew - The Drinking Games

General Rules (Apply To All 4 Films...)

• Any reference to hockey is made (1 drink).
• A character from another Askew-niverse film is mentioned (1 drink).
• Jay or Silent Bob raise their fist to someone approaching them (1 drink).
• A reference to a non-askewniverse film is made (Star Wars, Jaws, Pretty In Pink, etc.) (1 drink).
• A pop culture reference is made (2 drinks, use your own discretion.)
• Any character gives another character advice that he/she received from his/her grandmother (2 drinks).
• Any reference of Rick Derris having sex with someone is made (2 drinks).
• Jay gives or offers any drug to another character (2 drinks).
• Walt Flanagan's dog is mentioned in any context (3 drinks).
• (OPTIONAL) Choose a character and drink once each time their name is mentioned.

THE OFFICIAL "CLERKS" DRINKING GAME

ONE Sip WHEN...

• Someone buys a pack of cigarettes (2 if this person happens to be a little girl).
• A customer asks, "Are you open?" (3 drinks if the reply is "NO!!!").
• Dante proclaims, "I'm not even supposed to BE here today!"
• A lyric from "Berserker" is sung.
• Dante slams the cash register door closed in anger.
• A reference to Star Wars is made.

TWO Sips WHEN...

• Someone says "37".
• A scene is inserted to allow a cut to break up a long take.
• Quik Stop or RST Video's doors are locked during normal business hours.
• Randall insults a customer.
• Someone mentions smelling the odor of shoe polish.
• Someone says, "Bunch of savages in this town."

THREE Sips WHEN...

• Someone screws a dead guy.
  
• A word from from one of your high school vocabulary quizzes that you can't define appears onscreen.
  
• Lenin's Tomb is onscreen.
  
• Randal is seen "working" behind the counter at RST video.
  

SPECIAL CASE

• Silent Bob has a line (6 big ones!).
  

THE OFFICIAL "MALLRATS" DRINKING GAME

ONE Sip WHEN...

• Silent Bob attempts the Jedi mind trick.
  
• T.S. whines about Brandi.
  
• You catch a glimpse of Brodie's dixie cup.
  
• Rene gets pissed at Brodie (2 if she physically hits him in the process).
  
• Bare breasts are seen onscreen.
  
• The food court is seen or mentioned.
  

TWO Sips WHEN...

• Brodie waxes philosophical on comic books.
  
• Willam tries to find the hidden picture.
  
• LaFours takes off or loses his hat.
  
• Rene's outfit miraculously changes between scenes in the mall.
  
• Somebody notices an unsupervised child riding the escalator.
  
• Shannon touches someone on the ass.
  
• Brodie says, "Holy Shit!".
  

THREE Sips WHEN...

• A character describes Shannon's sexual habits.
  
• The Easter Bunny is accosted.
  
• Brodie discusses superhero sex organs or Lois Lane's fertility.
  
• Jay and Silent Bob make a failed attempt to wreck the stage.
  
• Someone mentions the back seat of a volkswagon.
  
• Brodie refers to the place as "my mall".
  

SPECIAL CASES

• The last person to scream in terror at the sight of Mr. Svenning's bare ass drinks 5.
  (In the event of a tie, EVERYONE drinks 5.)
  
• When Brodie offers a sip out of his dixie cup to Shannon, finish your beer!
  

THE OFFICIAL "CHASING AMY" DRINKING GAME

ONE Sip WHEN...

• Someone says the word "lesbian".
  
• A character tells a story that involves a flashback.
  
• A character drinks (any beverage).
  
• A character is seen smoking a cigarette (2 if you see them LIGHT the cigarette).
  

TWO Sips WHEN...

• Alyssa cries (4 drinks if actual tears are seen).
  
• Banky makes a homophobic comment.
  
• A character drinks Pete's Wicked Ale.
  
• Hooper appears in the "Hooper X" character.
  
• An actor or actress from a previous Kevin Smith movie appears onscreen(not including Holden, Alyssa, or Banky. We're not responsible for your actions if you DO decide to include them.).
  
• Holden hits Banky.
  

THREE Sips WHEN...

• Brian O'Hallaran is onscreen. If you don't know who Brian is, drink 6.
  
• A character bashes the Hartford Whalers.
  
• Holden thinks that Alyssa wants him.
  
• Jay & Silent Bob appear.
  
• The Pete's Wicked Ale logo appears onscreen, but no one is drinking it.
  
• Holden cries.
  
• The "shared moment" hand gesture is made.
  

SPECIAL CASES

• When Banky declares, "Bring on the free hooch!", say the phrase along with him or pay the price: 5 big ones. An excellent punishment for rookies.
  

THE OFFICIAL "DOGMA" DRINKING GAME

ONE Sip WHEN...

• Someone says the word "Demon".
  
• Someone says the word "Angel" or "Angels".
  
• An actor/actress from Clerks (aside from Jay or Silent Bob, let's be reasonable) appears onscreen.
  
• An actor/actress from Chasing Amy (aside from Affleck or Damon) appears onscreen.
  
• Salma Hayek says something you can't understand (use discretion).
  
• Jay attempts to get sex out of Bethany.
  
• Bethany rolls her eyes.
  
• An angel makes reference to being anotomically impaired (double if they SHOW someone as proof).
  

TWO Sips WHEN...

• An angel attempts to drink alcohol.
  
• A digital effect is used.
  
• A sign for a transportation company called "Loughran" or "Derris" is seen.
  
• A character holds a gun on someone (double the drinks if it's actually fired ON CAMERA).
  
• An angels' wings are seen.
  
• Silent Bob lights/smokes a cigarette.
  
• A character or chracters physically hold another character back from doing something.
  
• Rufus calls Silent Bob "biggie".
  

THREE Sips WHEN...

• George Carlin (Cardinal Glick) has a scene.
  
• Silent Bob says something.
  
• Someone orders a "Holy Bartender" (repeat when a character gets the joke).
  
• Mooby or one of the Moobyverse characters are seen.
  
• Drink God appears in any of his or her forms (Don't spoil it for first-timers! Drink Your 3 quietly).
  
• An angel (or former angel) is killed.
  
• A demon is killed.
  
• A body falls from the sky.
  

SPECIAL CASE...

• Say "God Bless You" when Loki sneezes or incur his wrath (you may substitute three drinks for Loki's wrath).